Greetings from the
House of Delicious!
Darlings – welcome to this new feature in our quarterly rag… so NEW that it seems no one has caught on to the possibility of petitioning us with their fervent queries regarding matters quite personal & sexual…. thus one of the esteemed editrix’s of this journal suggested we “make up a fake question…” eegads! while we understand the facility of contriving some situmatation that some qween might have for the facilitization of creating copy….we, in the House of Delicious would never compromise our journalistic integrities (as some earlier Trinitarian advice gossipers used to do)….we are here to give you realness…for as we know – facts is more fucked up than fictions….so on with another real situamization we encountered in practice of freeing up the populace-at-;large with openhearted sexualimizations……
The case of the easy ejaculator…..
Remember that cheesy 80’s pop tune “She’s an Easy Lover”? Change the last word to Cummer…does that describe you or lovers you have had? Cumming almost as soon as penetrating your hungry hole – leaving you wanting for more? Here’s a story of a client suffering in this situamization….
S.S. is a 55 year old Philippino Junior High School teacher, lives in Queens with his wife of 36 years, 4 kids, 3 grandkids. This jovial potbellied man reminded me of the Taoist fool statue. He wanted to improve his own sexual inner experience – he felt his wife was satisfied with his lovemaking. There was lots of foreplay, but as soon as he entered her he ejaculated… poor woman – devoting her entire pussy to a quick cummer….
He had a heavy work load (2 teaching jobs back-to-back daily), and thus could only have the energy for sex with his wife on the weekend… and he wanted more than he was getting by cumming too quickly…. he saw male massage therapists monthly for a rub and tug.
My initial intuition told me that the BREATH had some play here – and I taught him about Kegel exercises for men (you know this – right? working your pussy muscles – tightening and then relaxing “push it out” in concert with your breathing…got it?) as we snuggled naked on my bed….
After giving him a Thai butt massage… along with some limb stretching…. we started playing with his cock and noticed that he immediately closed his eyes and held his breathe! We had him open his eyes and BREATHE – which he did – and did not cum immediately (to his shock!). We stroked him for another 10 minutes talking him through the edgeplay… When he finally ejaculated
– he was not so tired as usual.. and was happy with his new insights. Hopefully he is breathing deeper and fucking his poor wife longer and enjoying his sexualimizations more fully!
So Darlings – do write with your sexual queries to eggmananda@aol.com and your inner ignorance, fears and cravings can be written up in this herein column and broadcast throughout faerie-land; thus enlightening the readerships through your experiencizations & queerifications. Till then – open your eyes when you kiss that hot piece you just met and breathe deep into your inner pussy = making you a hard tool that lasts & lasts & on & on & deeper & harder…
Contact
Egmananda@aol.com
